bellisaro:

my blog is a mixture of whatever with a bit of i don’t care and a light shade but it has to look pretty

#from the series: I’m a cop but I could be a model.

tributary:

there are some figures so shrouded in myth that historians cannot conclusively say they did or did not exist and it is that ideal that i aspire to

Yes, Hermione. I think this is gonna be exactly like wizard’s chess.

feather-haired:

By Jean-Baptiste Monge

feather-haired:

By Jean-Baptiste Monge

emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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And on the Seventh Day, God created the angle that makes my rack look fucking awesome. And it was then when He realised all the good that was to come was done, and went to nap.

And on the Seventh Day, God created the angle that makes my rack look fucking awesome. And it was then when He realised all the good that was to come was done, and went to nap.

twinking:

twinking:

is it just me or does these pics from toddlers & tiaras look creepy as fuck

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American Horror Story: Toddlers and Tiaras

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